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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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cheezitmaniac:

jacobyboyer:

rufus-the-magnificent:

jacobyboyer:

did-you-kno:

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this is 100% accurate, because the compressions should be around 100 bpm, just like the song!

Another song with the same beat is Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust.. But I can see why they don’t use that one

^^^now I want to go get all my certs again just to bring that up^^^

I always use another one bites the dust aha

Yeah my health teacher taught us the Stayin’ Alive trick and then i brought up Another One Bites The Dust and he just shook his head.

cheezitmaniac:

jacobyboyer:

rufus-the-magnificent:

jacobyboyer:

did-you-kno:

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this is 100% accurate, because the compressions should be around 100 bpm, just like the song!

Another song with the same beat is Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust.. But I can see why they don’t use that one

^^^now I want to go get all my certs again just to bring that up^^^

I always use another one bites the dust aha

Yeah my health teacher taught us the Stayin’ Alive trick and then i brought up Another One Bites The Dust and he just shook his head.

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boycheck:

your-average-homestuck:

This is how me and my family are living these months.

My mom has a great job but doesn’t make enough to support all five of us. She’s working extra hours but it isn’t enough and with school starting for my brothers and them needing over priced uniforms, we’ve all reached the end of our rope.

On top of this, my mom also has diabetes and sometimes has trouble getting the money for her medication. And as people who have/are dealing with this kind of disease you know that everything is so much more harder for her. When she gets a paper cut it can last a month and when she gets caught in the rain, she is guaranteed to get sick and as she says so many times “[she] cannot afford to get sick”.

Right now we are trying to move from this house into a smaller, more affordable one but the chances of that happening anytime soon are dwindling. In addition to this, my mom wants to visit our sick grandfather in New York who has multiple myeloma. If anyone who has heard of this would know that it affects your organs and there is no cure for it. We are all hoping for one last visit before he passes on.

I’m asking that you please help us. I don’t like this life for my brothers who have to wonder if it was okay that they are ramen for breakfast or that my mother can’t see her father one last time. Anything and everything you donate will be used to help my brothers and mother have an easier more enjoyable life.

I have set up a fundraiser and a paypal on my blog. Again, anything and everything you can spare will be much appreciated and if you cannot donate, please share this so that it gets around.

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